| Please feel free to use this article as long as | | | | wear something pink or blue and no carnation. |
| credit is given to the resource box. | | | | If you gave him your photo, change your |
| © Copyright Arthur Levine 2008 | | | | hairstyle and wear sunglasses. That way since |
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| Keywords: Husband, Hunting, Keys | | | | know what you are wearing or look like, you can |
| Â | | | | check him out without wearing yourself out. |
| … "What's that young lady? I'm | | | | Boy, I am getting worn out from all this dressing |
| sorry to hear you are disappointed. It's not my | | | | and undressing. Anyway, if you don't see some |
| fault that the drunken dreamboat you met last | | | | man wearing what he is supposed to be wearing |
| night gave you the wrong telephone number." | | | | that can only mean that he is trying to play the |
| … "It just keeps giving you a | | | | same trick on you, is a no show, or gave you a |
| busy signal when you call? What do you expect | | | | phony photo. Wait twenty minutes and head for |
| from some bum you met at a raunchy bar at 2 | | | | the bar. By this time you will probably need a |
| AM? That is not the proper hunting ground for | | | | drink. |
| you to find your mate. While you're at it, stop | | | | When you walk in look around. The three |
| calling that number. It's the IRS hotline. You don't | | | | hundred-pound guy at the end of the bar with the |
| have those kinds of problems too, do you? | | | | warts on his nose is probably your blind date. Go |
| Sometimes life has more questions than answers. | | | | directly to the bathroom, and then leave through |
| You have to learn to go with the flow." | | | | the back door. This is definitely not Mr. Wonderful. |
| Try finding your mate for life in a decent place. | | | | I hope you are not worn out by now, but it is |
| That way you might find someone decent. How | | | | better to be wary than worn out trying to make |
| about going to a church social for singles. | | | | small talk to some short fat slob you wish you |
| … "Yes young lady, there are | | | | never agreed to meet in the first place. |
| men who want to meet a nice girl." | | | | Am I getting too chatty? Are you following all |
| … "No, not every man that | | | | this? It is confusing, isn't it? But then when you |
| goes to a church social is a loser or a wimp. The | | | | try to trick someone you may end up fooling |
| only losers are the young ladies who don't try and | | | | yourself. |
| find a decent guy." | | | | Have you thought about asking some of your |
| … "OK, so you're not so young. | | | | married girlfriends to fix you up? This might be an |
| There are plenty of guys who are not so young | | | | easier tact to take. Their husbands probably have |
| either. Get in there and mix it up. You and Mr. | | | | male friends still hanging around to watch football |
| Potential are not getting any younger you know. | | | | that your girlfriends would like to get out of the |
| At least at your age you are both probably trying | | | | house. Tell them this way everyone wins. It's |
| to find each other. See we have a meeting of the | | | | worth a shot. What have you got to lose? You |
| minds and common objectives. That means | | | | have got to make an effort. Stop wasting time. |
| there's hope. Get to work. Time is running out." | | | | Pretty soon all your girlfriend's husband's male |
| Having hope is key to success number five. | | | | friends will be so glued to the couch watching |
| Sorry young ladies, I don't have a list of places | | | | football on TV that nothing will move them. |
| for you to go to stalk your intended right now. | | | | I've got a great idea. Why don't you submit your |
| Make up your own list. If you spent more time | | | | best idea about where to find a husband on my |
| researching your options and opportunities, this | | | | blog - We could have a contest to see whose |
| might go a lot easier. But be careful of trying to | | | | ideas are best. I mean besides mine of course. I |
| find your future love on the Internet. You can run | | | | will print the ten best ideas in a second printing of |
| into a lot of weirdoes there. If you do use the | | | | my book. You could become famous, but of |
| Internet try a dating service. The better ones | | | | course remain anonymous if you want. We could |
| prescreen their applicants. You might try the | | | | do the same thing if you have a great question |
| library. You do remember where the library is, | | | | and need some of my terrific advice. Isn't that |
| don't you? Maybe Mr. Right is doing some | | | | marvelous? Aren't I brilliant? Isn't life wonderful? |
| research at the library. You could stalk him in the | | | | The most important rule to the contest is that |
| stacks and get to see how he stacks up. | | | | your idea or question has to relate to at least |
| If you do try to find Mr. Unbelievable through the | | | | two keys to successfully hunting down your man. |
| Internet, or the classified section of a magazine, | | | | … "I know you don't know all |
| here is a super special trick to make sure he | | | | the keys to a successful hunt yet young lady - |
| hasn't tricked you with the picture of himself that | | | | keep reading. I am going to give you all the |
| he sends you. Agree to meet him at a busy hotel | | | | answers. I am going to give you all the keys to a |
| for a drink. Tell him you will be wearing a black | | | | successful hunt. I am going to tell you what to do |
| dress with a white carnation, and find out what he | | | | and what not to do. Isn't that wonderful? |
| is going to wear. Then don't wear the black dress | | | | |