| Please feel free to use this article as long | | | | drink. Tell him you will be wearing a black |
| as credit is given to the resource box. | | | | dress with a white carnation, and find out |
| | | | what he is going to wear. Then don't wear the |
| © Copyright Arthur Levine 2008 | | | | black dress wear something pink or blue and |
| | | | no carnation. |
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| | | | If you gave him your photo, change your |
| Keywords: Husband, Hunting, Keys | | | | hairstyle and wear sunglasses. That way since |
| | | | you know what he is wearing and he doesn't |
| Â | | | | know what you are wearing or look like, you |
| | | | can check him out without wearing yourself |
| … "What's that young lady? I'm | | | | out. |
| sorry to hear you are disappointed. It's not | | | | |
| my fault that the drunken dreamboat you met | | | | Boy, I am getting worn out from all this |
| last night gave you the wrong telephone | | | | dressing and undressing. Anyway, if you don't |
| number." | | | | see some man wearing what he is supposed to |
| | | | be wearing that can only mean that he is |
| … "It just keeps giving you a | | | | trying to play the same trick on you, is a no |
| busy signal when you call? What do you expect | | | | show, or gave you a phony photo. Wait twenty |
| from some bum you met at a raunchy bar at 2 | | | | minutes and head for the bar. By this time |
| AM? That is not the proper hunting ground for | | | | you will probably need a drink. |
| you to find your mate. While you're at it, | | | | |
| stop calling that number. It's the IRS | | | | When you walk in look around. The three |
| hotline. You don't have those kinds of | | | | hundred-pound guy at the end of the bar with |
| problems too, do you? Sometimes life has more | | | | the warts on his nose is probably your blind |
| questions than answers. You have to learn to | | | | date. Go directly to the bathroom, and then |
| go with the flow." | | | | leave through the back door. This is |
| | | | definitely not Mr. Wonderful. I hope you are |
| Try finding your mate for life in a decent | | | | not worn out by now, but it is better to be |
| place. That way you might find someone | | | | wary than worn out trying to make small talk |
| decent. How about going to a church social | | | | to some short fat slob you wish you never |
| for singles. | | | | agreed to meet in the first place. |
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| … "Yes young lady, there are men | | | | Am I getting too chatty? Are you following |
| who want to meet a nice girl." | | | | all this? It is confusing, isn't it? But then |
| | | | when you try to trick someone you may end up |
| … "No, not every man that goes to | | | | fooling yourself. |
| a church social is a loser or a wimp. The | | | | |
| only losers are the young ladies who don't | | | | Have you thought about asking some of your |
| try and find a decent guy." | | | | married girlfriends to fix you up? This might |
| | | | be an easier tact to take. Their husbands |
| … "OK, so you're not so young. | | | | probably have male friends still hanging |
| There are plenty of guys who are not so young | | | | around to watch football that your |
| either. Get in there and mix it up. You and | | | | girlfriends would like to get out of the |
| Mr. Potential are not getting any younger you | | | | house. Tell them this way everyone wins. It's |
| know. At least at your age you are both | | | | worth a shot. What have you got to lose? You |
| probably trying to find each other. See we | | | | have got to make an effort. Stop wasting |
| have a meeting of the minds and common | | | | time. Pretty soon all your girlfriend's |
| objectives. That means there's hope. Get to | | | | husband's male friends will be so glued to |
| work. Time is running out." | | | | the couch watching football on TV that |
| | | | nothing will move them. |
| Having hope is key to success number five. | | | | |
| | | | I've got a great idea. Why don't you submit |
| Sorry young ladies, I don't have a list of | | | | your best idea about where to find a husband |
| places for you to go to stalk your intended | | | | on my blog - We could have a contest to see |
| right now. Make up your own list. If you | | | | whose ideas are best. I mean besides mine of |
| spent more time researching your options and | | | | course. I will print the ten best ideas in a |
| opportunities, this might go a lot easier. | | | | second printing of my book. You could become |
| But be careful of trying to find your future | | | | famous, but of course remain anonymous if you |
| love on the Internet. You can run into a lot | | | | want. We could do the same thing if you have |
| of weirdoes there. If you do use the Internet | | | | a great question and need some of my terrific |
| try a dating service. The better ones | | | | advice. Isn't that marvelous? Aren't I |
| prescreen their applicants. You might try the | | | | brilliant? Isn't life wonderful? The most |
| library. You do remember where the library | | | | important rule to the contest is that your |
| is, don't you? Maybe Mr. Right is doing some | | | | idea or question has to relate to at least |
| research at the library. You could stalk him | | | | two keys to successfully hunting down your |
| in the stacks and get to see how he stacks | | | | man. |
| up. | | | | |
| | | | … "I know you don't know all the |
| If you do try to find Mr. Unbelievable | | | | keys to a successful hunt yet young lady - |
| through the Internet, or the classified | | | | keep reading. I am going to give you all the |
| section of a magazine, here is a super | | | | answers. I am going to give you all the keys |
| special trick to make sure he hasn't tricked | | | | to a successful hunt. I am going to tell you |
| you with the picture of himself that he sends | | | | what to do and what not to do. Isn't that |
| you. Agree to meet him at a busy hotel for a | | | | wonderful? |