| It's all jus' dialogue!The Darwin E-mail IncidentI was | | | | than either Evolution or Creationism...Creationists |
| talking online, bashing Creationists, Catholics, and | | | | are illiterate. It's as simple as that. I know that if I |
| anyone else who was easily offended by the | | | | had doubts about a belief, I would read the |
| anatomically correct word for fucking, and a | | | | primary book supporting that belief. I read the |
| mysterious dilemma unfolded. The first five or so | | | | Bible, and I don't believe it, and I have shown in |
| lines actually occured, and inspired me to write | | | | some of my writings reasons why. I also read |
| this article. Lez watch!Conversation With | | | | "Origin of the Species" by Charles Darwin. The |
| Creationist...Creationist: Your Evolutionist lies are | | | | fact that you can't draw out examples why he |
| false! False false false false!Punkerslut: You see, | | | | was wrong, or why you don't even attack his |
| though, there are Reversionary and Vestigial | | | | base arguments, is quite clear of one fact: you |
| organs which show that we have ancestors that | | | | must be illiterate. Because, if someone opposed |
| were from a lower species.Creationist: What do | | | | Evolution without reading the words of scientists, |
| you mean? Just forget it... Give me Darwin's e-mail | | | | and they opposed it so vehemently that they |
| address so I can tell him he's wrong.Punkerslut: | | | | vocalized their opinion as much as possible, it |
| Uuummmmm.....Creationist: Come on! Don't be a | | | | would be quite clear that they were stupid |
| coward! If your ideas can stand up to criticism, tell | | | | beyond belief. But I would not like to assume this |
| me Darwin's e-mail address!Punkerslut: | | | | about you at all, so I will just settle with |
| Uuuummmmm....Creationist: I knew it! You're afraid | | | | illiterate.Thank you, again, for your website. 108, |
| I'll prove Darwin wrong! Admit it!Punkerslut: | | | | Punkerslut*************************Date: Sat, |
| Actually.... Darwin's e-mail address is... [glances | | | | 10 May 2003 10:44:20 -0700 |
| around quickly] ... Yeah, that's it.[Note: That's my | | | | From: To: Subject: Re: An Inquiry on Darwin's |
| e-mail address, folks.]Creationist: Good! I'll be taking | | | | WorksHey Ben,Thanks for your note. Wow - |
| care of him shortly!Punkerslut: You know he's | | | | you've got some thick |
| German, too, right?Creationist: Of course I knew | | | | glasses on. But best wishes for the |
| that!Letter From Creationist To | | | | future.Paul*************************Date: |
| "Darwin"...Gutentag, Heir Darwin,It has come to | | | | Saturday, May 10, 2003 |
| my attention that you think a monkey gave birth | | | | To: Subject: Re: An Inquiry on Darwin's WorksI |
| to a human. Stop telling lies, because they're | | | | have some thick glasses on? I sure hope that's |
| teaching it in the schools. If you have any | | | | not some retarded reference to the theology of |
| evidence please bring it up.Yours in Christ,Letter | | | | Van Til. I know I can't read much of his work |
| From "Darwin" to Creationist"...Zeig heil!I, Darwin, | | | | without thinking that humans just might not be |
| would like to start this letter off with some | | | | the most intelligent creature on the world. I mean, |
| interesting observations I've noticed...(1) You | | | | truly, there are some Christian works out there |
| are...(2) Dumb.(3) Repeat 1 and 2 as necessary.(4) | | | | which simply are marvelous, though all of them |
| Not tested on animals.Furthermore... I am gay, and | | | | today are still considered heretical. Tolstoi, for |
| I have sexual fetishes about Sigmund Freud, but | | | | example, was a great mind, and he called himself |
| he doesn't know this yet. I'm thinking about asking | | | | a Christian, but he was excommunicated for |
| one of the people he sits with at lunch to tell him, | | | | believing that there was no afterlife.Anyway, feel |
| but I dunno.Sincerely, | | | | free to tell me where Darwin went wrong in |
| DarwinLetter From Creationist To "Darwin"...Since | | | | "Descent of Man" or "Origin of the Species," and if |
| you are a living abomination (you like men the | | | | you don't make any more Van Til-related |
| way men should like women), I will not consort | | | | remarks, I may respond. Life, |
| with you. Begone, foul minion!You're in my | | | | Punkerslut*************************Date: Tue, |
| prayers, Darwin...Yours in Christ,Conversation With | | | | 13 May 2003 10:23:55 -0700 |
| Creationist...Creationist: Darwin's gay!Punkerslut: | | | | From: |
| Huh? Oh, well, yeah, I guess he is.Creationist: | | | | To: |
| What's Sigmund Freud's e-mail?Punkerslut: Uuhhh, | | | | Subject: Re: An Inquiry on Darwin's |
| heheh...Creationist: Tell me!Punkerslut: It's, uhhhh, | | | | WorksHi,Yeah, thick glasses ... and an attitude. |
| ..Creationist: Hey, that's the same as | | | | Why the |
| Darwin's!Punkerslut: Hhhmmm, you're right, it is. | | | | emotions? Are you considering our origins |
| Just make sure you address who you're talking | | | | scientifically |
| to. They like, all live in the same dorm and use | | | | or (actually) emotionally and with prejudice....high |
| the same computer.Creationist: Oh, | | | | schoolers... (sigh) |
| okay.Punkerslut: Don't forget that he's | | | | ...*************************[written under high |
| Vietnamese!Letter From Creationist To | | | | infulence of aclohlo.]Date: Tuesday, May 13, 2003 |
| "Freud"...Hoa Bin Freud,Tika tika tong, evolution | | | | To: Subject: Re: An Inquiry on Darwin's WorksHa, |
| wrong, | | | | amusing..."High schoolers..." That's incredibly |
| Foo foo fay, darwin gay, | | | | amusing. Instead of actually making any |
| Taa taa too, he dreams of you,Muka muka | | | | statement of relevance to the current debate, |
| mighst, yours in Christ,Letter From "Freud" to | | | | you devert to some inept, two year old remark. |
| Creationist....Aca picka ticka bata picka alca picka | | | | "High schoolers..." It doesn't even fit me, because |
| too picka alta ticka pik tana sicka | | | | I'm a high school drop out. But that doesn't |
| Darwina...Conversation With Creationist...Creationist: | | | | change anything. You haven't brought any of |
| Hey, what gives with Freud? He doesn't make | | | | Darwin's points to light. You haven't criticized even |
| any sense!Punkerslut: Yeah, I forget. He's | | | | a single one of them. And since you didn't really |
| Vietnamese, but he speaks Hindustani.Creationist: | | | | consider any of my e-mails, I'm still highly |
| Aaawwww, and I went through all that trouble | | | | convinced that you're simply illiterate. Life, |
| translating.Punkerslut: I'm sure you did.Creationist: | | | | PunkerslutPunkerslut's Opinion On |
| What do you mean by that?Punkerslut: Uhhh, | | | | HazingPunkerslut: Hey, I got suspended from |
| nothing.Letter from "Darwin" to Creationist...Zeig | | | | campus.Friend: What the hell for?Punkerslut: |
| heil!I am sorry if I offended you my stating I was | | | | Fighting. I beat the crap out of some guy who |
| gay. But please, send me your picture. I've been | | | | was about to haze someone else.Friend: Good job, |
| getting... restless.Yours in Gay-Ness, | | | | man.A week later...Punkerslut: Hey, they found out |
| Darwin,Letter from Creationist to "Darwin"...I | | | | that I was doing something good and they |
| refuse to further continue talking to you, and now | | | | welcomed me back to campus.Friend: Right |
| I will forward these e-mails to my system | | | | on.Punkerslut: But then I asked, "If I killed him, |
| administrator with a note that you've been | | | | would I get straight As for this quarter?" And |
| harassing me. You are the weakest link, Darwin! | | | | then they threw me off campus again.Friend: |
| Good bye!Letter from Creationist to System | | | | Sucks.Punkerslut's PromiscuityPunkerslut: Hey, I'm |
| Administrator...Hello,There's a gay, German | | | | gonna get something to drink. You want some |
| scientist named Darwin who invented Evolution, | | | | soda?Female: Yeah, sure.Punkerslut: When I come |
| and his sexual advances towards me lately have | | | | back, you want to make out?Female: Uhhhmmm, |
| been unbearable. Please, disable his account.Letters | | | | I'm not that kind of girl.Punkerslut: Well, what kind |
| to a CreationistActual letters by Punkerslut to | | | | of girl are you?Female: The kind that doesn't |
| Creationist... written while on drugs or alcohol.... first | | | | make out with guys she barely knows.Punkerslut: |
| letter written under leftover Dex.Date: Thursday, | | | | You could have just said no and I would have |
| May 8, 2003 | | | | picked that up.Biodome[Added on Wednesday, |
| To: Subject: An Inquiry on Darwin's | | | | June 4, 2003, at 4:31 in the morning.]Punkerslut: In |
| WorksGreetings, and well met,I had the fortunate | | | | computer class, we watched two movies. First, |
| opportunity to come across your website on | | | | "Biodome." And then, "Tron." All the preps and |
| Creationism when searching the web for | | | | jocks were bored during "Tron" and loved |
| information on this belief.I read the "Creationism | | | | "Biodome;" but the outcasts, the geeks, the |
| FAQ," but I thought it was thick with propaganda. | | | | nerds, the social rejects, the political dissidents, |
| For example, look at every question you answer | | | | the artsy kids, and even the bling bling rappers |
| -- or every question which you put in the mouth | | | | and gangstas hated "Biodome" and loved "Tron." |
| of the Evolution scientist. It's not reasoned, nor is | | | | "'ey, G... Tron is da' bom', yo'." Okay, so nobody |
| it logical, nor is it even respectful. Instead, you | | | | really said exactly that, but it was like that.Friend: |
| sort of create the debate for both sides, without | | | | What the hell is "Biodome" about?Punkerslut: Oh, |
| actually quoting any scientists -- despite how you | | | | well, Pauly Shore is in it.Friend: That right there is a |
| say you "present both sides of the media, unlike | | | | review, synopsis, summary, and conclusion to the |
| liberal media and Hollywood." The Evolution | | | | film.Punkerslut: Tru dat, brotha'. Life,Punkerslut (or |
| scientist appears to be vulgar and insulting, | | | | Andy Carloff) has been writing essays and poetry |
| whereas you try to make your arguments well | | | | on social issues which have caught his attention |
| reasoned.I also skimmed the "A Defense of | | | | for several years. His website provides a |
| Creationism," and I tried to skip all the boring, | | | | complete list of all of these writings. His life |
| circumstantial evidence and get to the part where | | | | experience includes homelessness, squating in New |
| you actually answer the primary evidences of | | | | Orleans and LA, dropping out of high school, |
| Evolution, but.... I reached the Conclusion of the | | | | getting expelled from college for "subversive |
| paper before actually getting to that part.This | | | | activities," and a myriad of other revolutionary |
| leads me to a new, higher belief, one more valid | | | | actions. |