| I bought a coloring book yesterday from | | | | child it was very confusing to me because I |
| Wal-Mart. I hadn't colored in years and I got | | | | didn't know which listing was English and so |
| the strange urge to out of the blue. I also | | | | up until about 10 years old I pronounced most |
| bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons. The box | | | | of my colors in the Spanish tongue. I still |
| says they are non-toxic which is a relief. I | | | | blame this for most of my academic failures |
| just wonder who sells the toxic crayons and | | | | in life, that and the fact that all through |
| how they compare in price to the crayons I | | | | middle and high school I refused to take more |
| bought. Some people may consider having a | | | | than one book home at a time. Even if I had |
| radioactive glow about them the same color as | | | | homework in 4 classes I would only take one |
| the crayon they justed used to be a great | | | | book home. Taking more than one book home |
| feature for which they would gladly pay | | | | made you look like a complete loser nerd, or |
| extra. | | | | in my case, more of a complete losernerd. |
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| The coloring book I bought is called Justice | | | | I colored Batman's eyes and face yellow-green |
| League to the Rescue and it contains | | | | (verde amarillo, vert-jaune) because I |
| colorable pictures of all the Justice League | | | | thought it would give him that money green |
| heroes like Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, | | | | aura that I'm sure a gazillionaire like Bruce |
| Green Lantern, and The Flash. My favorite is | | | | Wayne has about him. Turns out I probably |
| Batman. I've always admired the darkness that | | | | should have went with green-yellow (amarillo |
| hangs about him. Other superheroes seem to | | | | verde, jaune-vert) because instead of 'money |
| happy and cheerful (even when supervillains | | | | green' the aura I got was 'ready-to-puke' |
| are totally destroying their towns) but not | | | | which is probably the way he really looks |
| Batman- you can hear the depression in his | | | | most of the time when you factor in all the |
| voice. I would vote Batman the 'CrimeFighter | | | | tall buildings Batman is constantly leaping |
| You Would Most Likely Run Into At Your | | | | from. |
| Shrink's Office. I'm willing to bet that | | | | |
| Batman has a few anti-depressants tucked away | | | | I was so satified with my picture when I |
| in one of thse pouches on his BatBelt. | | | | finished coloring in that I signed and dated |
| | | | it. Who knows, years from now when I become a |
| Since Batman is my favorite member of the | | | | household name that picture may be worth a |
| Justice League I started my coloring book | | | | fortune. You may see it on ebay going for |
| rebirth with one of his pictures. I colored | | | | thousands of dollars. Don't despair if you |
| his suit blue, his gloves and boots red, and | | | | can't afford to buy it-I've got a whole |
| the underside of his cape indigo. I would | | | | coloring book here and a lot more crayons, |
| have called it purple but the side of the | | | | I'm sure I can color something in your price |
| crayon said 'Indigo, Indigo, Indigo', | | | | range. Tell you what, just for you, I'll even |
| apparently because indigo is spelled the same | | | | get rid of the Crayola crayons and color a |
| way in English, Spanish and, I believe, | | | | picture with a box of those regular ol' toxic |
| French. I'va always wondered why Crayola | | | | crayons. Then you'll not only get a Timothy |
| listed the crayon colors on the side of their | | | | Ward original colored picture but you also |
| crayons in three different languages. As I | | | | get that great radioactive glow... |