| blair bear and his missions. | | | | on anything to do with ituntil it is over. He learned |
| Here we see a Brown Bear. Looks cuddly doesnt | | | | these skills from many yearsof hosting Teddy |
| he. But that is notalways what Luigi needs in his | | | | Bears Picnics in Antarctica, despiteonly having |
| bears, and useless in cold climates. | | | | three bears at his disposal. |
| Contrast this with Arctic Bear above, quite a large | | | | This new brown bear, the Gordon, is under |
| customer,but not much good in warm climates. | | | | testing with a view tofull production in the near |
| Luigi needed a third way. | | | | future. However there are teethingtroubles with |
| And as luck would have it, a totally new type of | | | | his maths, and his propensity for taking moneyoff |
| bear appeared. | | | | smaller bears and then throwing it away, or just |
| Unlike any seen before, the new BlairBear. | | | | simplylosing it and having to borrow it off bigger |
| He had apparently evolved, Darwinian like, just in | | | | bears. |
| the nickof time to save all mankind. | | | | He also has a bit of a temper if he doesnt get his |
| Unfortunately, after several seemingly successful | | | | own way,and stamps on other friendly teddies. |
| years, his publicmentioned he looked a lot like | | | | Nevertheless he looks like no teddy we have |
| Arctic Bear and to cap it all he wasfound to have | | | | seen beforedoesnt he children. |
| thawing snow under his nails, kept under wraps | | | | So all is not lost, a contingency plan is in place, and |
| before. | | | | in anyevent Luigi employs old clapped out bears |
| It was curtains for BlairBear. | | | | for devious missionslong after their original cover |
| Its a fair cop Guv, I had a good run for my | | | | is blown. |
| money he said. | | | | They are especially useful if they have dubious |
| Nevertheless he comes in useful at times on | | | | associates. |
| special missions for Luigi, | | | | But is there then even a FOURTH way. |
| Like here, preparing an honest level playing field, | | | | Rumour has it that Blair Bears female partner, |
| then shiftingthe goalposts, a classic sign of | | | | DamsonBear would have you think so, andis |
| BlairBears. | | | | trying to invent one in time for next Spring,in |
| And here, by day, controlling the sea, Canute like, | | | | case GordonBear is not quite ready in time,or |
| enthrallingonlookers with his seemingly awesome | | | | squashes too many little bears before then. |
| tricks. | | | | Remember, this is all fantasy land, and the bears |
| Whilst by night he simply moves the beach. | | | | hereare all our friends. |
| And leaves a little memento of what he calls | | | | Both ArcticBear and BlairBear are sponsored by |
| hismodest country residence. | | | | Northern Glacier Union Co. |
| He is available now should you want to set up a | | | | Blair Bear has been seen by people |
| committee,or a seminar, or intensive investigation, | | | | Have you seen Blairbear. What was he up to |
| or a council of war,or investigative panel, a | | | | todayand where did you see him. Was he grinning. |
| quango, action group, listening panel,or even a full | | | | If you saw him, please email with his location,as |
| inquiry. | | | | there are fears for his health or that he mayrun |
| It takes seconds to activate these and they last | | | | away soon.email steiffbears@blueyonder.co. |
| months on end,and you dont have to comment | | | | |