| blair bear and his missions. | | | | yearsof hosting Teddy Bears Picnics in |
| | | | Antarctica, despiteonly having three bears at |
| Here we see a Brown Bear. Looks cuddly doesnt | | | | his disposal. |
| he. But that is notalways what Luigi needs in | | | | |
| his bears, and useless in cold climates. | | | | This new brown bear, the Gordon, is under |
| | | | testing with a view tofull production in the |
| Contrast this with Arctic Bear above, quite a | | | | near future. However there are |
| large customer,but not much good in warm | | | | teethingtroubles with his maths, and his |
| climates. Luigi needed a third way. | | | | propensity for taking moneyoff smaller bears |
| | | | and then throwing it away, or just |
| And as luck would have it, a totally new type | | | | simplylosing it and having to borrow it off |
| of bear appeared. | | | | bigger bears. |
| | | | |
| Unlike any seen before, the new BlairBear. | | | | He also has a bit of a temper if he doesnt |
| | | | get his own way,and stamps on other friendly |
| He had apparently evolved, Darwinian like, | | | | teddies. |
| just in the nickof time to save all mankind. | | | | |
| | | | Nevertheless he looks like no teddy we have |
| Unfortunately, after several seemingly | | | | seen beforedoesnt he children. |
| successful years, his publicmentioned he | | | | |
| looked a lot like Arctic Bear and to cap it | | | | So all is not lost, a contingency plan is in |
| all he wasfound to have thawing snow under | | | | place, and in anyevent Luigi employs old |
| his nails, kept under wraps before. | | | | clapped out bears for devious missionslong |
| | | | after their original cover is blown. |
| It was curtains for BlairBear. | | | | |
| | | | They are especially useful if they have |
| Its a fair cop Guv, I had a good run for my | | | | dubious associates. |
| money he said. | | | | |
| | | | But is there then even a FOURTH way. |
| Nevertheless he comes in useful at times on | | | | |
| special missions for Luigi, | | | | Rumour has it that Blair Bears female |
| | | | partner, |
| Like here, preparing an honest level playing | | | | |
| field, then shiftingthe goalposts, a classic | | | | DamsonBear would have you think so, andis |
| sign of BlairBears. | | | | trying to invent one in time for next |
| | | | Spring,in case GordonBear is not quite ready |
| And here, by day, controlling the sea, Canute | | | | in time,or squashes too many little bears |
| like, enthrallingonlookers with his seemingly | | | | before then. |
| awesome tricks. | | | | |
| | | | Remember, this is all fantasy land, and the |
| Whilst by night he simply moves the beach. | | | | bears hereare all our friends. |
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| And leaves a little memento of what he calls | | | | Both ArcticBear and BlairBear are sponsored |
| hismodest country residence. | | | | by Northern Glacier Union Co. |
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| He is available now should you want to set up | | | | Blair Bear has been seen by people |
| a committee,or a seminar, or intensive | | | | |
| investigation, or a council of war,or | | | | Have you seen Blairbear. What was he up to |
| investigative panel, a quango, action group, | | | | todayand where did you see him. Was he |
| listening panel,or even a full inquiry. | | | | grinning. |
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| It takes seconds to activate these and they | | | | If you saw him, please email with his |
| last months on end,and you dont have to | | | | location,as there are fears for his health or |
| comment on anything to do with ituntil it is | | | | that he mayrun away soon.email |
| over. He learned these skills from many | | | | steiffbears@blueyonder.co. |