| We must protect Washington DC from floods and | | | | be.Plus there is a major bonus in Dodge City |
| International Terrorists. We must protect the | | | | Kansas and that is if the politicians are caught for |
| great men and women and our noble leaders. We | | | | corruption they can easily get out of Dodge on |
| must protect the heart of our nation from the | | | | any of the lonely two-way highways leading |
| Bird Flu. We must protect our nations Capital from | | | | straight out of town. Plus the place smells like cow |
| corrupt lobbyists, sex workers and bribes.We | | | | manure and cowshit for miles away. And it will be |
| must protect the American People and we need a | | | | perfect and all of our wonderful and noble podium |
| strong government to do all of that. Washington | | | | politicians will feel right at home together.It is the |
| DC is the wrong place for our nations capital and | | | | perfect place for Washington DC in every regard |
| we need to move it to a safer location. I propose | | | | and it is already full of cow manure and the cows |
| we move Washington DC to Dodge City Kansas.It | | | | will not even notice, neither will the locals. Please |
| is perfect in every way and when the wind is | | | | consider all this in 2006. You are darn right I am |
| blowing just right you will know why and totally | | | | serious! Vote for Lance lets run this government |
| agree with everything I am saying here. The | | | | our way for the People and by the People."Lance |
| center of the nation is a much safer place to put | | | | Winslow" - Online Think Tank forum board. |
| the capital; safe from harm our leadership will | | | | |