| There is a featured, self-promoting, electronic | | | | cunning planning on the part of those that are |
| device lurking in every household that spouses | | | | directly in its path. One recommendation has been |
| and children should be aware of. It is a device that | | | | to locate this device within your home prior to |
| has no shame and slyly puts all cohabitants of its | | | | the arrival of any male species and quickly dissect |
| residence on notice. This device has many aliases | | | | its internal operating component. When this device |
| but is most commonly known as the Remote | | | | originally arrives in your home, it brings with it a |
| Control. At times it would seem a conspiracy in | | | | booklet that provides information on the types of |
| the making as it migrates into the laps of male | | | | components it requires to operate. A quick review |
| cohabitants creating a mystical hierarchy of | | | | of this instruction booklet may be helpful. With |
| unknown proportions. It hides within a variety of | | | | removal of these components, it will surely be |
| shapes and colors making itself irresistible to | | | | unable to cast its spell and it will immediately |
| grown male beings within its sphere of activity. | | | | become inoperative. It may be a good idea to |
| It has been determined there are no areas of the | | | | locate the backup components as well. |
| home or office that should be considered safe | | | | This device has been known to hide from |
| from this discriminative little device. As a word of | | | | spouses in all areas of the home. Some of the |
| caution to spouses everywhere, it has been | | | | places it has been located however; sides of a |
| known to cause temporary insanity in those | | | | recliner, lining of the couch, in the drawer of a |
| whose fingertips come in contact with it. How it | | | | coffee table or under fishing and hunting |
| has the ability to gather information ahead of time | | | | magazines. |
| and calculate the arrival of the next big sporting | | | | Please use caution when attempting to interfere |
| event, is still under investigation by spouses | | | | with the spell it may have cast on its target. |
| worldwide. Preparation and preplanning seem to be | | | | When threatened with disconnect it can become |
| its forte. | | | | deceitful and cause disharmony in the household. |
| There is only one way this dominant little device is | | | | A spouse can expect withdrawal symptoms to |
| gotten under control. That is by ambitious and | | | | occur almost immediately. |